(I Also Write Children's Books!)

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Just Say No To Hans Christian Andersen

The release looked like it went well, and I'm back to writing A Rag Doll's Guide To Here And There.  Unfortunately, I already shared like the first third here the first time I was writing it, so I can't really give WIP chapters.

But I ought to do something with this blog, so today I will share a warning!  Hans Christian Andersen sucks and is not what you have been told to expect.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

CRIMINY, IT'S RELEASE DAY

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, buyin' time's here.  Most of you got to be beta readers, but for those who have been incredibly patient as my publisher derped around in a circle for five months, you can finally throw yourself off the edge of that cliffhanger and buy the final Penny Akk book!

Here is your Amazon link!


https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C29767D/





I expect paper and audio versions to be very late, but I don't actually know for sure.  I will be checking up on it, that I can tell you for sure!

Oh!  Anybody who has already read the book, LEAVE A REVIEW, please!  Pretty please!  Those don't just encourage other readers.  Amazon gives nice advertising bennies to authors with a lot of reviews.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Finger Crossing Update

My publisher is aiming for an april 10th update.  That's a goal, not a set date.  At this point, I think the only thing left to do is the cover art, but cover art is a huge bottleneck issue.  I'll let you know if/when I learn more!

UPDATE 4/7

WOOHOO CHECK THIS OUT!


I think we'll actually make the April 10th release!  I'll put up a link as soon as they tell me it's on Amazon!

Thursday, March 29, 2018

The Kale- WE INTERRUPT FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I was going to post some reviews of classic literature nobody reads, but something else happened.

I GOT THE EDITING NOTES FOR PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PARENTS YOU BELIEVE HER.

The book will probably be actually published!  Plus, I'm digging the notes.  Very smart, pleasant tone, and I'm almost done with them.

Further bulletins as events warrant.  I'm pretty sure there will be events to warrant bulletins, now!

Saturday, March 17, 2018

While We're Waiting

At this point, I don't even know if the book will be published or what I can do about it.  I'm going to have to start using this blog for other stuff besides author news again.

Right now, a couple of friends of mine expressed interest in peeks into Penny's parents' lives, and called Brian a 'precious cinnamon bun.'  So, I wrote his superhero origin story for them.  It is very short.  I'll put it here, rough and unedited!



Friday, January 5, 2018

Weird Silence

To all of you wondering why I haven't had anything to say, and why there's been no sign of pre-orders or release dates:  I have heard absolutely nothing about my book from my publisher since I finished it.  I have no idea what is going on.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

WHO'S A GERTY GIRL?

I don't know if my beta readers even want a thread to discuss spoilers, but here's one in case.  Or you can just use it to tell me how much you liked the book!  YAY ME!